nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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tylerchokely:

fuks:

omfg

PLEASE WATCH THIS

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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

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realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

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